6 long years ago
[The video starts with a glitching sound. It is raining as Regect stands outside of his castle.]
Regect
[Clearing throat] Alright, I- Alright, I know I said I would– I would stay and wait for him, but... I feel like if I- if I built something, and then he came back, then I would have, like... Two things to show him! I’d have that, and I’d have this- I’d have this whole castle.
So, uh... Y- Y’know, I think I’m going to go- Just real quick! Once I’m done I’ll go back to this spot. Uh- Uh- I’ll go build something for him real quick. Just like a nice little house and–-
Oh- ...Oh yeah, he built a smile. That was the last thing he built, wasn’t it? [Deep breath] If only it was that easy, buddy. Only it was that easy.
Regect
Alright, just gotta plug up this hole... I misplaced a block and... There we go!
Look at that! It’s a little- little house. It’s got glowstone for like the lamps. I put a little car in here. You can’t drive it. But, uh- Yeah! I’m pretty proud of it! I’m pretty proud of it, myself. Um... Yeah, so I think I--
[With a glitch, Regect is transported into a dark void with a bedrock structure. The Eyes stare at him from the darkness.]
Regect
Oh-! Uh...
[With another glitch, The Eyes disappear from view.]
Regect
[Whisper] Oh, goddammit. [Awkward] H- Hey... Boss... Uh- Look, I know you’re probably here about the, uh... The whole situation, but I- I- honestly, he left! So I just--
The Eyes
SIMULACRUM. YOUR ASSIGNED HUMAN HAS PASSED AWAY.
Regect
[Denial] What? No... What? What?! What are you- No! What are you talking about?!
Regect
No, that’s not right!
The Eyes
THIS NEWS IS RATHER DISTURBING, BUT IT IS TRUE.
The Eyes
YOUR ASSIGNMENT HAS BEEN TERMINATED. YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED TO A NEW ONE SHORTLY-
Regect
[Verge of tears] Y- You’re already thinking about adding a new one?!
The Eyes
WHAT THEY TOOK CANNOT STOP OUR PROGRESS.
Regect
We just lost one!
The Eyes
THAT CHILD HAD NO RELATION TO YOU WHATSOEVER.
Regect
You’re fucking ridiculous!
Regect
This is ridiculous!
The Eyes
DO NOT DEFY ME, SIMU-
Regect
I don’t know- Look! I don’t know why I was made, I don’t even know what you want me to do. But I- I failed at it, okay?! So I’m done! I’m done!
[Regect walks towards an exit door.]
The Eyes
ALL OF THIS OVER ONE INSIGNIFICANT CHILD? HOW ANNOYING.
Regect
[Growing rage] Hmm. Mm-mm, hm, no!
[Regect turns around and returns to the darkness where the Eyes were last seen.]
Regect
No no no no no no no! We have to fight.
The Eyes
COME TO YOUR SENSES, SIMULACRUM.
Regect
We have to run a fade. You have to fight me now! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME NOW! This is not a- No! Fade! Me and you! Now!
The Eyes
YOU DARE EVEN SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT.
Regect
I don’t give a fuck! We- We have to do this now. I have seeds, I have grass blocks- We have to do this NOW! I am not kidding! Me and you!
The Eyes
YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTH THE EFFORT IT TOOK TO MAKE YOU, LET ALONE DESTROY YOU.
Regect
Oh, yeah, I knew you were a PUSSY!!
[The Eyes silently fade into view.]
5 years later
[Regect is still in the dark void, but the bedrock structure is in ruins and cars are strewn around.]
Regect
[Taunting] COME ON!! Where’d you go?! We’ve been at this for five years, you ain’t done shit! Come on! Oh, you running off?! No, I know exactly where you went–-!
[Regect runs out the door and teleports outside the house he built. Each time he teleports around, a loud sound plays.]
Regect
Oh- Oh, I get it! No, you can’t run! You can’t!
[Regect teleports into the courtyard of his castle.]
Regect
We share this world! Okay?! I can do everything you can fucking do! Asshole!
[Regect teleports into a cave.]
Regect
[Furious] WHERE ARE YOU?! Oh- Oh, I know exactly what you’re doing. You’re hiding in those little stupid ass dimensions, huh?! I can traverse too, DICKHEAD!
[Regect teleports into a series of corridors with doors at their end, flying through each at high-speed.]
Regect
AHHH!! GET OVER HERE! COWARD!!
[Regect enters a puzzle room.]
Regect
Oh man, I gotta solve this puzzle... FUCK THAT!
[Regect smashes through walls.]
Regect
This isn’t going to stop me! I’m going to fucking find you!! And when I do I’m going to– GRAHHH-!!
[Regect has been immobilised. With a glitch, The Eyes appear.]
The Eyes
HALT. YOU ARROGANT, IDIOTIC, PATHETIC LITTLE DEFECT. YOU THINK YOU ARE WINNING? I VERY MUCH COULD HAVE KILLED YOU WITHIN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF OUR BOUT. BUT I NEEDED TO BUY TIME.
Regect
Oh, what a lame excuse. You needed to buy time?! For WHAT?!
The Eyes
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO FIND THIS DEVICE. TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH. NOW WE START OVER. ONLY THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE ON THE OPPOSING SIDE.
Regect
... FUCK YOU!
The Eyes
GO. BUT DON’T WORRY. I ALREADY HAVE A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU.
Regect
Replacement? What replacement?
[Regect turns around to face Prime Simulacrum, who makes a robotic noise.]
Regect
Oh- Oh, hey man, what’s- [Dread] Oh no...
[With a loud noise, Regect has been teleported into a new, empty world.]
Regect
[Heavy sigh] Okay. I guess I’m against him now. Me and whoever else joins this world. I wonder who–-
[The video and audio glitches as a join message appears. The user is blacked out except for the first letter, Z.]