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Installment 21 - A ReGect Decorateisode (2025-12-11)

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Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Hold on, Moe, he left a note for us. Lemme- Lemme read it real quick.

[Reading] "Hello, chud. I am out for today and won't be online because I have finals to do. I'll be back on the 'morrow. From, Ze."

Oh, he left a second page-

[Reading] "PS: If the house is at all damaged we can die about it, I'm not kidding, I give no fucks. PPS: Please decorate the house for Chr--" Ptolemy?!

No, no, no no no no! You know what, Moe? We're not decorating the house.

Moe

[Shocked honk]

Regect

Nah, I don't care. C- Come on, we're gonna do something fun today. Me and you. We're gonna- gonna go out and do something fun.



Regect

Alright, Moe, I got all the cars ready. You might wanna back up. I stole this from Ze, this bazooka.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

I'm gonna- I'm gonna use it, and you're gonna see a spectacle, ready?

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Alright, here I go. You looking? Alright, look!

[Explosion as a bunch of cars get blown up with a bazooka.]

Regect

Yeah, hahaha! What'd you think of that, Mich--

[It suddenly starts pouring rain and thundering.]

Regect

Uh- Um.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

I- Moe? What'd you think of it?

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

You wanna go do something else? Okay, yeah, sure. We’ll... We'll go do something else, I guess.



Regect

Where did this freefall machine come from? Did you- Did you put this here?

Moe

[Affirmative honks]

Regect

Oh, you did! Well, what do you want me to- what do you want me to do?

Moe

[Excited honks]

Regect

You want me to... go on it?

Moe

[Honk]

Regect

You know what, you know what, just for you, Moe? I'll do it. I'll- I'll go on it.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Alright, imma do it! Oh, it's coming down, okay. Three, two--



Regect

Ah, you know what? You know what, Moe? I just- I guess I wasn't cut out for it. I guess it just couldn't handle me.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Let's uh- Let's go home, now.

Moe

[Honk]

Regect

[Sincere] You know, I never- I never noticed it, but I like your hair.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

You're welcome.



Regect

Uh, let's just- Let's just sit here for- til he comes back, Moe.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Moe, can I- can I ask you something?

Moe

[Honk]

Regect

Uh. [Unsure] If you had a... a life before you met a certain group of people, would you... tell that group of people, or would you try to keep it to yourself...?

Moe

[Honks thoughtfully]

Regect

Yeah, that- You know what? That's a great answer. That's a good answer...

You know what, Moe? Let's decorate the house.

Moe

[Honks excitedly]

Regect

Yep, let's decorate the house for Christmas. Yeah, let's get it! I'm gonna- I'll- I'll start renovating down here, just grab the stuff, it should be, like, in the little attic up there.



Regect

What'd you find, Moe?

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Oh, it's a little bulbous! We'll use that on-- Oooh. Can you give me a second, I need to check something real quick...

Moe

[Honks]

Bauble

[Incoherent yelling]

[Bauble explodes in the distance.]

Regect

Okay, it's alive and it explodes. We're not using this.



Regect

Alright, Moe, little check- We got the tree, we got the fireplace, we got the yule log, we got AM over here.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Yeah, we got AM. Tis the season, guys! Hope you all have a good Christmas cause I'm definitely not cause Ptolemy's coming. Yeah!

Moe

[Honks]

AM

Speaking in the third person AM, (which is I,) AM is satisfied with the sacrifice! He--

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