Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Hold on, Moe, he left a note for us. Lemme- Lemme read it real quick.
[Reading] "Hello, chud. I am out for today and won't be online because I have finals to do. I'll be back on the 'morrow. From, Ze."
Oh, he left a second page-
[Reading] "PS: If the house is at all damaged we can die about it, I'm not kidding, I give no fucks. PPS: Please decorate the house for Chr--" Ptolemy?!
No, no, no no no no! You know what, Moe? We're not decorating the house.
Moe
[Shocked honk]
Regect
Nah, I don't care. C- Come on, we're gonna do something fun today. Me and you. We're gonna- gonna go out and do something fun.
Regect
Alright, Moe, I got all the cars ready. You might wanna back up. I stole this from Ze, this bazooka.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
I'm gonna- I'm gonna use it, and you're gonna see a spectacle, ready?
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Alright, here I go. You looking? Alright, look!
[Explosion as a bunch of cars get blown up with a bazooka.]
Regect
Yeah, hahaha! What'd you think of that, Mich--
[It suddenly starts pouring rain and thundering.]
Regect
Uh- Um.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
I- Moe? What'd you think of it?
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
You wanna go do something else? Okay, yeah, sure. We’ll... We'll go do something else, I guess.
Regect
Where did this freefall machine come from? Did you- Did you put this here?
Moe
[Affirmative honks]
Regect
Oh, you did! Well, what do you want me to- what do you want me to do?
Moe
[Excited honks]
Regect
You want me to... go on it?
Moe
[Honk]
Regect
You know what, you know what, just for you, Moe? I'll do it. I'll- I'll go on it.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Alright, imma do it! Oh, it's coming down, okay. Three, two--
Regect
Ah, you know what? You know what, Moe? I just- I guess I wasn't cut out for it. I guess it just couldn't handle me.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Let's uh- Let's go home, now.
Moe
[Honk]
Regect
[Sincere] You know, I never- I never noticed it, but I like your hair.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
You're welcome.
Regect
Uh, let's just- Let's just sit here for- til he comes back, Moe.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Moe, can I- can I ask you something?
Moe
[Honk]
Regect
Uh. [Unsure] If you had a... a life before you met a certain group of people, would you... tell that group of people, or would you try to keep it to yourself...?
Moe
[Honks thoughtfully]
Regect
Yeah, that- You know what? That's a great answer. That's a good answer...
You know what, Moe? Let's decorate the house.
Moe
[Honks excitedly]
Regect
Yep, let's decorate the house for Christmas. Yeah, let's get it! I'm gonna- I'll- I'll start renovating down here, just grab the stuff, it should be, like, in the little attic up there.
Regect
What'd you find, Moe?
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Oh, it's a little bulbous! We'll use that on-- Oooh. Can you give me a second, I need to check something real quick...
Moe
[Honks]
Bauble
[Incoherent yelling]
[Bauble explodes in the distance.]
Regect
Okay, it's alive and it explodes. We're not using this.
Regect
Alright, Moe, little check- We got the tree, we got the fireplace, we got the yule log, we got AM over here.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Yeah, we got AM. Tis the season, guys! Hope you all have a good Christmas cause I'm definitely not cause Ptolemy's coming. Yeah!
Moe
[Honks]
AM
Speaking in the third person AM, (which is I,) AM is satisfied with the sacrifice! He--