Regect
[Jumping on the bed] I see what those monkeys were on about. This is-
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Alright, we’ll be back.
Regect
Wait, where are you going?
Ze
Taking Moe to see the uh- The Living Tombstone.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Ohh.
Ze
She's like a- She's a huge fan of them.
Regect
Right right right.
Ze
Yeah. So, hey, you're in charge of the house.
Ze
If anything is fucked up when I come back it's on your ass, okay?
Regect
Uh-huh. Okay, alright.
Regect
Alright, yeah. Everything- Everything is going to be fine, I got it.
Ze
You swear?
Regect
Yeah, it's my house too, man, I got it. Alright?
Ze
Okay. A- Alright. Alright, whatever.
Ze
Yeah, I'm coming, Moe. I'm coming, I’m coming. [Faint, outside] Yeah, we’ll get to see...
Regect
It'll be fine, I'll be fine. Just go. Just go, go go go go.
Regect
[Mischievous giggle] Hehehehehe... Oh, I'm gonna-- Yeah, hahaha! Time to BUILD! Yeah!
Regect
I call this one Half-Life Strider. Cause it's a tower, but, uh- it looks like the strider from Half-Life. Hold on, let me go up in here, show you the inside. [Admiring] Look at that. Look at that beaut. Love it! It's just one big, uh- one big tower--
I liked talking to you
Regect
Uh- What? Ze? Is that- Ze? [Nervous breath] Uh- You playing a prank on me? ...Hold on.
Ze? Hello? Alright, whatever, I guess.
Regect
[Singing] Sixty-four carrots in my hand! Get it? Cause there's- there's... I'm not counting the eight, though, they're not in my hand, they're just- they're in my inventory. I'm counting the ones in my--
I dont think youre scary
Regect
[Shocked gasp] Wait! WAIT! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Holy fuck-- Come here!
[Distraught stammering] Ah- What? ...Alright. Alright, alright. That's enough. That's enough, that's enough. I'm just gonna-- [Deep breath] That's enough. Okay, that's- that's good.
Regect
I think I'm just- I'm just going to wait here until they come back. [Mumbling] Just gonna- I don't know.
I have to get off now.
[Regect breathes heavily and sniffles, trying to hold himself together.]
will you be here when I get back?
[window by sundots begins to play. It is a melancholic instrumental.]
Regect
[Weak pleading] Don't do that. Please, don't do that.
Cool! okay. bye bye
Regect
Don't do that, please. [Small, hopeful gasp] Hello? Is-- ...Of course.
[Exhaled] God. I hate the rain. I hate the rain.
[Regect breathes heavily with the occasional sniffle.]
[window fades out.]
Ze
[Apologetic] God, I am sorry, Moe. I- I should not have punched that guy. I just--
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
I just thought he was being weird, but, uh- I'm glad you enjoyed the concert, you know? It was- It was- It was- cool, it was alright.
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Alright, let's go. ...What? Where is he?
Regect
[Scream] GODDAMMIT!
Ze
Wh- What? Wh- What are- What are you doing?
Regect
This guy- This guy just pulled a seven card- twenty-one. Is that even possible?
Ze
[Bewildered] Are you- Are you gambling right now?!
Ze
With what money?! How-- Whose money are you using to gamble- What are you- Wh- [Stammering] 'Kay, what are you talking about? What--
Regect
I just- I- I- This is- [Stammering] These gambles are rigged! All of them! They're all rigged! I hate these dealers, I hate every--