Ze
I just saw him go past, he’s out here. There he is!
[Regect mutters inaudibly.]
Ze
Get over here! Hey! No-
Regect
Oh god. No, nope, you’re not hitting me. Ha ha!
Regect
[Fading into the distance] I’m all the way up here and you can’t hit me.
Ze
I- What? Okay. Alright, this- Alright, this sucks, but alright.
Ze
I see you up there.
Regect
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Ze
You’re spying on me. I- I-
Ze
I see you. I- there’s- you’re not being sneaky or anything.
Regect
I wasn’t spying on you. I mean, I’m not even up there, so what’s the point.
Regect
Dive bomb!
Ze
Woah, woah, woah! Oh my god! Is he dead? Where’d he-
Regect
And just like that, I sneak away. [Voice fades out] Because you’re stupid, and I hate you, and you’re dumb.
Ze
What? I have no idea wh-
Ze
[Sigh] Oh my... Did you make that?
Regect
Yeah, yeah, I did.
Ze
You did, yeah?
Regect
[Clearly giddy] Yeah, and guess what?
Ze
Gue- what?
Regect
You have to go up there if you want to see the secret. If you want to find the secret of the... [Fades out as he flies away]
Ze
I- I guess I have to meet him up there now.
Ze
Alright, I made it up here.
Regect
You have finally made it up the tower.
Regect
I will now reveal the secrets of the world.
Ze
[Uninterested] Yeah. Oh- oh, you will? Okay, thanks, man.
[Hiss of TNT being ignited.]
Regect
For eons, this world has been protec-
Ze
[Frantic] Wha- hey, hey! Watch out! Watch out, watch out! Fuck!
Regect
What are you doing? Why are you hitting me? Oh shit! Wait, wait!
Ze
Watch out! Move! Get out of the way!
Ze
Oh, I’m fall- oh. No, f- [Frustrated yell] Oh my god!