Ze
I- I know you’re up there. I saw you run up there.
Regect
No, nope, I’m not- Okay, fine. You know what? Then I’ll just leave. Fine.
Ze
What- You good?
Regect
Why is there a door that leads to nowhere?
Ze
That’s my storage closet.
Regect
What- storage for what? There’s nothing in here.
Ze
Why are you yelling? Aren’t you the one that-
Regect
It’s- you know what- you know what, screw it.
Ze
What? Oh, now he- okay, alright, cool.
Regect
And now I make my escape, heheh.
[Loud crash with a shattering sound.]
Regect
[Pained] Ow- plug up your creeper holes, you dick!
Ze
[Sigh] It’s going to be a long day.
Ze
What the hell is that? What are you doing up there?
Regect
I’ll come down and explain!
[Regect pants vigorously.]
Ze
Wh- Okay. I guess I’ll wait for him. Is that a car? Wh- What.
Regect
[Winded] Okay. Hah, phew! Alright, alright, that’s my- that’s my base of operations. That’s where I do all my stuff. All my evil plans.
Ze
Okay, why is there- why is there- why is there a car here? There’s a car over there.
Regect
The car? Oh- oh my car! Yeah, that’s- that’s how I get around. That’s my ride.
Ze
Can’t you fly and teleport?
Regect
Wh- just- come on, I want to show you the thing.
Ze
Okay, sure, I- I guess.
Ze
That’s a- that’s a big silo you’ve got there.
Regect
That’s what she said.
Ze
Did she?
Regect
Hopefully.
Ze
Alright.
Regect
Anyways, come on in!
Ze
Oh- oh- no, it’s all good. I just- okay. Okay, hold on. It’s glitched.
Regect
Oh- oh sorry. Just walk- [Growing frustrated] No, walk through. Walk through the-
Regect
[Pissed off yell] WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR, WALK THROUGH!
Ze
Okay, I’m trying! Okay, there, there.
Regect
[Exasperated] Thank you!
Regect
This is the reactor core.
Ze
Oh, cool, cool. Wow, really? That’s nice, that’s awesome.
Regect
I pride myself in it, I made it myself.
Regect
But the real secret stuff is through this door. If you-
Ze
Oh, okay. Oh- I’m- okay.
Regect
[Exasperated] Oh my god.
Regect
If you walk through here, you’ll see... [Singsong] Not all the blocks are the same! Down there, that is where you will find the ultimate secret. The super secret part of the world. And once you do-
Ze
Uh- wait, who’s that? Do you kn- do you know that guy?
Regect
I- I don’t, no? How long has he been there?
Ze
What is he holding? I think he has a gun.
Regect
A gun? Wait, what?
[Shots begin firing.]
Ze
Oh! God! Okay, I’m going, going- go, go go-
Regect
What are you- oh my god! Go down there! Go down there! Go, go, go-
Ze
How do I know I found what I’m looking for?
Regect
Oh, you’ll know. You’ll know.
Ze
Oh! Wait, I see something.
Regect
Oh- oh, do you?
Ze
I... I think so? Is it a school or something?
Regect
Ah yes, you’re in the right spot then. Yes.
Ze
Ah, okay. Alright.
Regect
Into the school! And, uh… Why don’t you try checking out the classroom on your right? Haha, yes!
Ze
Oh- oh. Oh. Okay.
Regect
Oh- I mean left. Sorry! I meant left.
Ze
Oh- okay, yeah, I’m not going in there.
Regect
What? Why not?
Ze
I can see the wither in there. I’m not stupid.
Regect
What- why not? What- no, no, there’s nothing in there. Just go in there. Just go in there.
[The wither begins to let out a prolonged, ear-splitting shriek like a siren.]
Ze
What the hell- [Terrified] Oh! Oh my god! No! No, no, no, no! No!
Regect
Wh- What’s happening?
Ze
The fucking thing’s chasing me!
Regect
Wait, the what’s chasing you?
Ze
The wither!
Regect
I didn’t put that there. That wasn’t me.
Ze
Bullcrap! You put that- that was you. That was you!
Regect
[Inaudible] I don’t know. [Inaudible] Ooooh.
Ze
Where is- okay. I’m going into the water. Holy shoot. Oh my gosh. Okay.
[The wither begins to shriek again. This time, explosions can also be heard.]
Ze
Alright, I’m going home. I need to get back to my house.
Regect
Uh. Uh- don’t. I- I- I wouldn’t come home if I were you.
Ze
What? Why?
Regect
I would just stay down there for a bit.
Ze
What happened? I’m gonna go home, I’m just-
Regect
So I was messing around with the car, and uh, it kind of blew up, and, yeah. By the way, I need to craft a new one. How much iron do you got on you?
Ze
[Through gritted teeth] Nine.
Regect
You have nine- oh my god! Wait, woah- woah- woah! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! Agh- I’m kidding, leave me alone!
Ze
I’m done with you! You’re gonna get- DIE! I’m gonna get you! You’re done! You’re done for now. You’re gonna be done. I’m gonna get you, I’m gonna get-