Maturin
[Heavily distorted] I just- it was really inappropriate of me to lash out like that. I’m uh- I’m- I’m just really sorry.
Ze
Uh- okay? I don’t, um- I don’t understand what you’re saying, man.
Maturin
I honestly hope you know that in my heart, I’m actually like- I’m usually really nice. [Inaudible]
Ze
Oh, okay. Alright, yeah, whatever- whatever man, I get it.
Maturin
Yeah, thank you, I appreciate that. You’re a very kind- you’re a very kind person.
Ze
Yeah, alright.
Regect
Yo, who the hell was that?
Ze
I was- I don’t know- what- what are you doing under there?
Regect
I’ve been looking for Moe for like 15 minutes. I can’t find her.
Ze
Moe?
Regect
Moe. Moenella. The clown. Don’t you remember her? You didn’t forget, did you? She’s been missing for like, I don’t know how long.
Ze
Oh- right. I. No, no, let’s go look for her, I guess.
Regect
We looked everywhere, dude, I don’t know where she went.
Ze
What about that big house- oh, she’s down there. She’s right there, yeah.
Regect
Oh, she’s down there! Oh, I see her. Wait, she’s over there.
Ze
Where’d that- where’d that house come from? It’s huge.
Regect
Alright, I- I’m going to go get her.
Ze
Woah- wh- what are you doing?!
[Regect loudly falls against the railing.]
Regect
[Pained groans] Oh, that was a bad idea, I shouldn’t have done that.
Ze
What an idiot. Dude, you good? Are you alright? Can you get up?
Regect
[Miserable] FUCK NO, I’m not okay, I just fell off of a building! I fell off of the roof!
Ze
No, you RAN off, you didn’t fall off!
Regect
No, I f- I fell. I didn’t mean to-
Ze
You had a whole running start, I saw. I saw you.
Regect
That wasn’t a running start, I- I-
Ze
I saw you. You ran off of the building and jumped.
Regect
Okay, that doesn’t matter right now. I need you to carry me to the house.
Ze
What?
Regect
Carry me! Just, break- break my model, break the block and carry me.
Ze
I’m not- oh. Fine, okay, whatever.
Regect
Thank you. I’m in your pocket now, hi! Your pocket.
Ze
You’re in my pocket now, yep. You’re definitely in my pocket.
Regect
You really need to- you need clean up in here, there’s a lot of stuff-
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
She’s in here some- oh, there she is. Yep. Yeah, you built this?
Regect
There you are, Moe! Been looking for you. You built this all by yourself, Moe? Good job.
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
What is she saying- what is she saying now?
Regect
She’s saying she wants to, uh- show us around. She wants to give us a tour.
Ze
Oh, like a house tour. Okay, yeah, sure. Alright.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Alright, I’m going to go in front of you, because I’m more important and I hate you. So.
Ze
Yo, what the fuck? What is your problem, dude-
Regect
Ze, come here. She’s going to show us a song she made. Let’s hear it.
Ze
A song? A song she made?
[Moe’s music, a cheery, circuslike tune, begins to play.]
Ze
Oh, okay. Alright, it sounds like clown music, I like it. She made this, she’s really rocking out to it.
Regect
Okay, okay. Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. Yeah, I like it.
Ze
Yeah, okay. Alright. Alright, okay, Moe. Alright. Moe? Okay, Moe- what is she doing? Is she- Moe! Moe! Moe- Moenella! Stop! What are you- dude- Moe, stop- what is she doing? She’s freaking- is it- what is- what do we do? What is it? What is happening-
Regect
Uh, yeah. She’s really going at it. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Moe! Hey, chill- chill- chill out! What’s going on? I don’t know, I- Hey, stop, stop! Chill, chill! What are you doing? Stop her, hit her, do something, we don’t-
Regect
She says there’s a kitchen here, I’m starving, I’m gonna go see.
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Hey, I’m pretty hungry too- oh. Someone’s at the door. Who- like-
Assimilation
[Conversational digital humming.]
Ze
Uh- uh- what? No. There’s no one- Andre? No, there’s no one here named that.
Assimilation
[Noises become clipped.]
Ze
I don’t know who that is, I don’t even know who you are. Why-
Ze
And, yup, he’s just gone. That’s just the norm-
Ze
Alright, I thought today was pretty fun.
Ze
I mean, I had fun, I thought that was cool. What- what did you think, Moe? Did you have fun- did you have fun today, Moe?
Regect
Yeah, Ze, it was crazy. We got the video done, though.
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Wow, okay. Yeah yeah yeah, that’s true, that’s true.
Regect
Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.
Ze
Yeah- yeah, we are, we are.
Regect
Hey, you know what, we make a pretty good team.
Regect
We’re like- we’re like marriage counselors. We keep people engaged!
[Awkward pause.]
Ze
W- Was that a joke?
Regect
I thought it was- oh.
Ze
Was that supposed to be-
Moe
[Honk]
Ze
Oh. Yeah, I- I- I think she found that funny. I don’t know. I don’t know what she’s saying.
Regect
Oh, she- hm. I don’t know, now I kind of feel embarrassed. I mean, I thought it was- I thought it was alright.
Dalek
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! [Begins shooting]
Ze
What the fuck?! Huh- what is that? What is- what- go! We gotta get out of here! Go, go go!
Regect
What the fuck? Woah, woah, woah! We gotta get- Go, go, go, get up there, get-