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Installment 31 - A ReGect Relocateisode (SEASON 2 PREMIERE) (2026-02-03)

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[Static buzzes in the background.]

Regect

[Softly] So you were just... in the hole? That’s why you were gone for so long?

Ze

[Downplaying] Yeah. It was... It was pretty crazy!

Regect

You okay, man?

Ze

[Still downplaying] ...Yeah. Yeah! Yeah. I- I’m good.

Regect

Alright, yeah, wh- whatever you say, man.

...So, what do we do about the hole?



Ze

I was just thinking we fill it up with blocks like this.

Ze

Yeah, it worked. Yeah! That’s cool.

Regect

Ohhh yeah. Yeah, that works. Hell yeah.

Moe

[Honks]

Regect

Oh shit, Ze, creepers! Look!

Ze

...Oh, I get it. Cause they’re creeping! They’re creepers.

Regect

Cause, they’re creepers, yeah yeah, it’s funny.

[The creepers scream loudly and blow up the freshly patched hole.]



Regect

Holy crap, look at this!

Moe

[Honks]

Ze

What is this?

Ze

Woah, look at that! This is a big house. Way bigger than our last one.

Regect

Wow, huge! It’s got this thing made of obsidian!

Moe

[Honks]

Ze

Oh! There are doors over here.

Regect

There’s another- There’s a what? There’s another door?

Ze

There’s doors.

Regect

Hey, go check those out, we’re going to keep looking around.

Ze

Yeah, alright, I’ll go check it.

It’s kind of crazy we were able to find this conveniently placed house-

[Behind the doors is a dark pit. Loud static emanates from it.]

Ze

-and, yeah, there’s another hole. We gotta leave.

Regect

There’s another hole?

Ze

There’s another hole, just go, go, go, go.

Regect

Yeah, alright, let’s get out of here. Yeah, screw that.



Regect

Well shit, Ze, where are we going to live if we can’t--

Moe

[Alarmed honks]

Regect

Is that Wakafante?!

Ze

What the hell?! What are you doing up there?

Wakafante

Oh, hey guys, I see you down there! I’m coming down!

Regect

No, no, no, don’t jump!

Ze

OH MY GOD! Wait wait wait! OH--!

Regect

Ze, catch him! Ze, catch him! Ze, catch him!

Wakafante

AHHH!!

[Wakafante hits the ground with a loud thud.]

Ze

Oh!

Regect

Ohh...

Ze

Oh!

Regect

Ohh...

Ze

Oh!

Regect

Ohh...



Ze

Dude, Fante, what the hell were doing up there, dude?!

Wakafante

Oh well, I was- I was- I- I was- I don’t know.

Regect

[Whisper] Yo, Ze, ask him if we can move in.

Ze

Oh, okay, uh- Hey, Fante, could we, uh- maybe move in with you?

Wakafante

[Overjoyed] With me?! Ah- Ah! Yes, of course! I’ve been waiting for someone to- to hang out with and and- do things with! Come upstairs! I- I’ll show you- I’ll show you everything I have!

Ze

Uh, alright. Yeah, okay, I’ll-

Regect

Oh hell yeah, man!

Moe

[Honks]

Wakafante

Come upstairs, I’ll show you, I’ll show you, I’ll show you!

Ze

What’s there a hole here for? What’s this?

[Ze looks down the hole. In it, a picture of Bonnie the Rabbit screams.]

Ze

[Startled] Uh!

[Ze looks down again. It screams again.]

Ze

Oh- It’s still there!



Ze

Um. What’s going on here?

Regect

I don’t know. He just started floating and he hasn’t really said anything.

I Have So Much On My Mind Guy

[Grimly] I have so much on my mind.

Ze

[Disbelieving gasps] Wh- Oh- Oh my god. What was that- What was that?!

Regect

I-

Ze

Did you see that?!

Regect

[Giggles] Y-Yeah!

Ze

Did you see- We got that on camera, dude.

Regect

We- Did we?

Ze

[Amused] Yeah, that is funny!

Ze

That was pretty good. That was good, dude! I-

Regect

[Through laughter] Dude! Haha- That was-



[Regect is glitching out on the couch, making loud collision sounds.]

Ze

Well, thanks again, uh- Fante, for letting us stay. You know, it was really nice of you, and we really appreciate your hospitality and- and junk, so yeah.

Wakafante

[About Regect] What the fuck is he doing?

Ze

What is who doing? What are you talking about? Oh! He does that. He’s fine. He’s completely- He’s okay, yeah.

Wakafante

Is that normal?

Ze

Um... For him? Yes, it is, uh... This is just like a-

Wakafante

So he’s done this before?

Ze

-I wanna say like, a spasm? I- Is basically what he’s doing.

Moe

[Honks]

Wakafante

...Okay.

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