[Static buzzes in the background.]
Regect
[Softly] So you were just... in the hole? That’s why you were gone for so long?
Ze
[Downplaying] Yeah. It was... It was pretty crazy!
Regect
You okay, man?
Ze
[Still downplaying] ...Yeah. Yeah! Yeah. I- I’m good.
Regect
Alright, yeah, wh- whatever you say, man.
...So, what do we do about the hole?
Ze
I was just thinking we fill it up with blocks like this.
Ze
Yeah, it worked. Yeah! That’s cool.
Regect
Ohhh yeah. Yeah, that works. Hell yeah.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Oh shit, Ze, creepers! Look!
Ze
...Oh, I get it. Cause they’re creeping! They’re creepers.
Regect
Cause, they’re creepers, yeah yeah, it’s funny.
[The creepers scream loudly and blow up the freshly patched hole.]
Regect
Holy crap, look at this!
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
What is this?
Ze
Woah, look at that! This is a big house. Way bigger than our last one.
Regect
Wow, huge! It’s got this thing made of obsidian!
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Oh! There are doors over here.
Regect
There’s another- There’s a what? There’s another door?
Ze
There’s doors.
Regect
Hey, go check those out, we’re going to keep looking around.
Ze
Yeah, alright, I’ll go check it.
It’s kind of crazy we were able to find this conveniently placed house-
[Behind the doors is a dark pit. Loud static emanates from it.]
Ze
-and, yeah, there’s another hole. We gotta leave.
Regect
There’s another hole?
Ze
There’s another hole, just go, go, go, go.
Regect
Yeah, alright, let’s get out of here. Yeah, screw that.
Regect
Well shit, Ze, where are we going to live if we can’t--
Moe
[Alarmed honks]
Regect
Is that Wakafante?!
Ze
What the hell?! What are you doing up there?
Wakafante
Oh, hey guys, I see you down there! I’m coming down!
Regect
No, no, no, don’t jump!
Ze
OH MY GOD! Wait wait wait! OH--!
Regect
Ze, catch him! Ze, catch him! Ze, catch him!
Wakafante
AHHH!!
[Wakafante hits the ground with a loud thud.]
Ze
Oh!
Regect
Ohh...
Ze
Oh!
Regect
Ohh...
Ze
Oh!
Regect
Ohh...
Ze
Dude, Fante, what the hell were doing up there, dude?!
Wakafante
Oh well, I was- I was- I- I was- I don’t know.
Regect
[Whisper] Yo, Ze, ask him if we can move in.
Ze
Oh, okay, uh- Hey, Fante, could we, uh- maybe move in with you?
Wakafante
[Overjoyed] With me?! Ah- Ah! Yes, of course! I’ve been waiting for someone to- to hang out with and and- do things with! Come upstairs! I- I’ll show you- I’ll show you everything I have!
Ze
Uh, alright. Yeah, okay, I’ll-
Regect
Oh hell yeah, man!
Moe
[Honks]
Wakafante
Come upstairs, I’ll show you, I’ll show you, I’ll show you!
Ze
What’s there a hole here for? What’s this?
[Ze looks down the hole. In it, a picture of Bonnie the Rabbit screams.]
Ze
[Startled] Uh!
[Ze looks down again. It screams again.]
Ze
Oh- It’s still there!
Ze
Um. What’s going on here?
Regect
I don’t know. He just started floating and he hasn’t really said anything.
I Have So Much On My Mind Guy
[Grimly] I have so much on my mind.
Ze
[Disbelieving gasps] Wh- Oh- Oh my god. What was that- What was that?!
Regect
I-
Ze
Did you see that?!
Regect
[Giggles] Y-Yeah!
Ze
Did you see- We got that on camera, dude.
Regect
We- Did we?
Ze
[Amused] Yeah, that is funny!
Ze
That was pretty good. That was good, dude! I-
Regect
[Through laughter] Dude! Haha- That was-
[Regect is glitching out on the couch, making loud collision sounds.]
Ze
Well, thanks again, uh- Fante, for letting us stay. You know, it was really nice of you, and we really appreciate your hospitality and- and junk, so yeah.
Wakafante
[About Regect] What the fuck is he doing?
Ze
What is who doing? What are you talking about? Oh! He does that. He’s fine. He’s completely- He’s okay, yeah.
Wakafante
Is that normal?
Ze
Um... For him? Yes, it is, uh... This is just like a-
Wakafante
So he’s done this before?
Ze
-I wanna say like, a spasm? I- Is basically what he’s doing.
Moe
[Honks]
Wakafante
...Okay.