Ze
Dude, this is ridiculous, okay, we've been out here for, like, fifteen--
Regect
[Scream] SHUT UP!!
Ze
Jeez, okay. Sorry.
Regect
Moe can take care of it, alright? She already said that, uh- that she's gonna- She knows what she's doing, she took an, uh- an engineering class.
Ze
Oh, that's sick.
Regect
Moe, do you know how long we'll- we'll be out here for? Like, estimated?
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Three hours?!
Regect
Oh. Yeah, that sucks.
Ze
Okay, alright, yeah. I guess we gotta do what we gotta do.
Regect
[Excited] Yo, look at that! Horse stables! There's horses in there!
Ze
Wh- I assume so, it's in the name- it’s in the name.
Regect
Oh, yeah, right. But look, we gotta go see those horses, Ze.
Ze
You know what? Me and you usually disagree on stuff...
Regect
Yeah, like all the time, yeah.
Ze
...but we gotta go see those horses, dude.
Regect
Yeah, let's go see the horses.
Ze
Let's go see the horses!
Ze
[Devolving into fake whinnies] Let's see the horses! Let's see the horses!
Regect
[Devolving into fake whinnies] Let's see the horses! Let's see the horses!
Ze
Alright, alright, let's go go go go go. Moe! W- We're going to go check out the horses, okay? Just l- Holler if you need anything, okay? W- We'll be right here.
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Alright, yeah cool.
Regect
I see the horses.
Ze
Go inside-- No, you can't go that way, fucking idiot.
Regect
Oh, right, my bad.
Ze
[Quiet awe] Wow... Dude, I know absolutely nothing about horses but these look pretty cool.
Regect
Yeah, it's just, uh... Y'know, it sucks, I'm feeling a little peckish right now.
Ze
Uh- You are?
Regect
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm real- I'm real hungry, I- Oh--
Ze
What?
Regect
Oh my god.
Ze
What are-- Oh!
Horse PNG
[Offended] Oh no, don't let me- don't let me interrupt you guys with your little jokes. You go ahead and finish it.
Ze
No, we're good--
Horse PNG
No, I just want you to know how much of like, a- a stab in the heart that is.
Ze
We weren't b--
Horse PNG
No, you're- that is such a shit move. [Yelling] You guys are SCUM!
Ze
Over a--
Horse PNG
PIECES OF SHIT!
Ze
Over a joke? Dude? Come on!
Horse PNG
Yes. Yeah, FUCK YOU!
Regect
...I don't know what his problem was? I was going to say I'm so hungry I could eat a pufferfish, and the joke was going to be, like, you can't eat pufferfish cause they're poison, but you're so hungry you would- you would eat one! You know?
Ze
...You're lying to me, aren't you. [Chuckling]
Regect
Yeah, I was- I- [Laughter]
Ze
[Amused] You were going to say horse, weren't you.
Regect
I was going to say horse, dude.
Ze
Dude, he was- he was angry, man. He was pissed.
Regect
He- He was angry, man! I-
Ze
Alright, Moe, you got the car working?
Moe
[Excited honks]
Regect
Attagirl, yeah!
Ze
Oh, yeah let's go!
Ze
Alright, we're back on the road, guys. Let's finish this roadtrip, let's head back home, yeah?
Regect
Let's get back on the road, let's get home. Hell yeah, dude! Oh, you hear that music? You hear that music? You know what that means.
Moe
[Honks]
[Send Me On My Way by Rusted Root starts to play.]
Ze
Alright! Here, let me get in this thing, see how it purrs.
Regect
Yeah, let's hear it.
Moe
[Honks]
[The car’s engine rumbles to life.]
Ze
Oh, yeah, listen to that!
Regect
Yeah, yeah!
[Send Me On My Way continues to play over the chaos.]
Ze
[Frantic] Fuck! Fuck! Oh my god! Oh my god! Holy shit! I didn’t see him, I didn't see him! It got foggy all of a sudden, I didn't see him.
Regect
[Distraught] I told you, man, I told you- I told you not to-- How'd you hit him? I- I swear to god. [Devolves into sobbing] Oh my god.
Moe
[Panicked honks]
Ze
[Hits Regect] Shut up, get it together! Get it together.
Regect
Ow! [Sobbing gets louder]
Moe
[Panicked honks]
Ze
Okay, calm down. Guys! Okay- Okay-- Get- Go-- [To Regect] Okay, go in the back of the car, get- get the phone. There's a phone in the back of the car.
Regect
[Pulling himself together] Okay, alright, alright.
Ze
I need you to go grab it, I need you to call 911, okay? Okay?
Regect
Okay, okay.
Ze
Moe, Moe, it's okay, it's okay. It's okay, Moe, he's fine! No no no, it's okay, don't freak out, don't freak out. Don't freak out, don't freak out. Don't freak out! Okay, it's fine--
Moe
[Freaking out honks]
Regect
ChatGPT, how to resuscitate man who is ran over?
Ze
No! C- Call the police!
Regect
ChatGPT, how to resuscitate man?
Ze
[To Moe, softly] It's okay, it's okay. [To Regect, yelling] Stop using AI, call the police! Call 911! God, what are you-
Regect
ChatGPT how to treat-- Okay, fine, fuck it, fine, I'll do it! Fine, fine!
[Moe pulls out a shovel.]
Ze
Moe, stop! Moe, he's still alive! No, stop-
Regect
Please answer, please! Hurry!
Moe
[Honks]