Ze
Oh hey, man.
Regect
Hey, man!
Ze
What are you doing?
Regect
Look at the house! We decorated!
Ze
Oh my god! Look at this place!
Regect
Decorated!
Moe
[Honks]
Wakafante
Hi, Ze! Hi, Ze! Hi, Ze! Hi, Ze!
Ze
Hey, Fante!
Wakafante
Yay!
Regect
What do you think of the stereo?
Ze
Look at this- It looks cool, yeah! We have our own stereo now- uh-- ...What is he doing here?
Regect
Oh yeah, I put him in time out! Because of the whole fricking torturing people? Not cool, dude! Not cool.
AM
Hate, let--
Regect
Shut up!
AM
Let--
Regect
Shut up!
AM
Me--
Regect
Shut up!
AM
Let--
Regect
Shut up!
AM
Let--
Regect
Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Stop. Stop. Anyways, yeah.
Ze
I gotta say this is- this is some good decorating. I mean, look! You- We've got a whole kitchen now, we've got a stove, a microwave., it's- it's cool, man.
Wakafante
Hey, I'm sorry I don't mean to interrupt, but is that safe to keep in my house? He looks a little dangerous if you ask me.
Regect
Oh no, Fante, this is uh-- this is just, uh- new Alexas! This is Alexa! You can use it, you can buy stuff.
Wakafante
Oh! Oh, yes! Alexa! What is, uh- What is the biggest star ever--
Wakafante
Wait, no- What- Who is the first musician? Alexa! Alexa, am I proving my point? Am I-
AM
-tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.
Ze
Uh... Is that- Is that okay?
Regect
Yo, Ze, come outside. We’ve got something else to show you, dude.
Ze
Let me shut that out, that was just noise pollution. Anyways, what's up, man?
Regect
Surprise camping trip!
Ze
Yo?!
Regect
We're going camping!
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
We're gonna go camp! We've got the camper and everything!
Ze
Wh- Where'd you even get-- Where'd you get the camper from?
Regect
I willed-ed it into existence, Ze.
Ze
Woah, really?
Regect
I willed-ed it into existence-
Ze
I didn't know you could--
Regect
-no, I went to the store. I went to buy it. Where else would I have gotten it?
Ze
[Fake playfulness] Ohh, you're a little jokester, huh? You like joking, huh?
Regect
Yeah, man--
Ze
FUCK YOU!!
Regect
Oh.
Ze
Don't ever do that again!
Regect
Alright, then. Well, uh- Anyways, come on, let's go see the camper. I'll show you- I'll show you it. It's actually pretty good condition for where I got it from.
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
Where you got it-? I thought you got it- I thought you got it at the store?
Regect
Store? Dump? Well- Well, you know, it's the same thing.
Ze
Those don't even use the same letters. So I don't know how it's the same thing.
Regect
[Mocking] Yap, yap, yap, YAP! YAP!! YAPPATRON!!
Ze
Okay, I-
Regect
Do you want to go camping or no, dude?! Come on!
Ze
Okay, you know what? Yeah yeah yeah. You're right, you're right. You know what? Let's just- You're right. Let's just- Let's just enjoy this. We're gonna go camping.
Ze
It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be fun. Okay?
Regect
Awesome! It's gonna be cool.
Regect
Alright, yeah! Alright, Moe can- can you check the hood? Is everything good there?
Ze
Oh yeah, check the stuff.
Moe
[Honk]
Regect
We good?
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
Alright. Alright! Moe says we got the right of way. Let's do this! Let's go camping!
Ze
Alright guys, j- just come in and I- I'll drive us.
Regect
[Singing] Eight-six-seven five-three-oh-nine!
Regect
Alright, we made it to the campsite!
Ze
We didn't even go that far, I can still see the house.
Regect
[Whiny] Just enjoy the view! JUST ENJOY IT!!
Ze
[Through laughter] Okay!
Regect
We got everything set up. We've got the tents-
Ze
The tents...
Regect
-we got the food in those chests over there,-
Ze
The food over there...
Regect
-and we've got the campfire going.
Ze
I- I gotta say you've got- you've got this pretty set up! Yeah! It's pretty cool. We've got- We've got a whole thing.
Regect
Alright, now we can- we can start our campfire stories.
Ze
But wait, don't we usually do those at night--?
[Regect snaps his fingers and it turns from daytime to dusk.]
Ze
Ohhh-kay...
Regect
Yeah, you forgot I could do that. Like, I have every command in the book.
Ze
Yeah. Alright, yeah, fair.
Regect
Yeah. Now let me go get the stuff and we can start!
Ze
Yeah, okay.
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
H- Hi, Moe.
Ze
Yeah, you know what? Hi, Moe. Hi.
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
[Singing] Anywhere but here...
Ze
[Exasperated] And he's still singing.
Ze
Alright, Regect. Where, uh- Where are the campfire stories?
Regect
I may have forgotten them.
Ze
Of course you did. I- I- I suspected as much.
Well, I guess, uh- since we're all around here, I... I should tell you guys. Um.
Regect
Yeah?
Ze
I'm really-- I'm sorry.
Regect
What?
Ze
Uh- Just, I'm sorry... W- When I was in the hole, I uh- I kind of saw like clones of you guys?
Regect
Yeah, you told us. You told us that.
Ze
Yeah. And it was- it was weird. Cause I thought it was you... But then I- I kind of realized it wasn't.
Regect
No shit.
Ze
And then I came back...
Regect
Uh-huh.
Ze
And I guess I've just been thinking about it... And I guess I never told you cause I was- I guess I was kind of convinced that you didn't care. But then it turns out you guys were looking for me and you did care, so...
I guess what I'm trying to say is, I- I'm sorry for always being mean, and yelling, and angry, and--
[Moe hits Ze in the face.]
Moe
[Scolding honks]
Ze
OW! Ow! What- What are you doing?! What the hell was that?
Regect
You ruined a perfectly good campfire story session with your sentimental BULLSHIT!
Ze
I was just trying to say--
Regect
No, you don't need to be sorry! Dude... Yes, we forgive you. Okay?
Ze
But I--
Regect
We get you're angry. Everyone is fucked up in some way. They're like- Look at me!
Moe
[Honks]
Regect
I'm not perfect, in any way, physically or mentally! I'm an idiot!
And, Moe... Moe- I don't know about Moe, really.
But like, you're talking about all this stuff- and look, I really don't know if you're all about being perfect, but nobody's perfect. You don't need to be perfect to inspire someone. You can inspire people by showing them how you deal with your imperfections. And that's what it's all about.
Ze
[Thoughtful] ...Thanks, guys. I, uh- I appreciate that.
Regect
Wait, hold up. Write that down. Write that down.
Ze
Yeah, no, that was cool, that was cool, dude!
Regect
That was hard, right? That was cool, right?
Ze
It's getting dark, we should probably head to bed. Oh, that reminds me of a joke actually! Um. Why do they spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Regect
Wait, they do spell it with a "c".
Ze
No they don't?
Regect
Yeah, they do. Look. Here. I wrote it down.
Ze
Wh- What do you mean? Let me see...
[Regect throws a book and quill to Ze. The only thing it says is "candy".]
Ze
[Sigh] That d- That doesn’t even spell dark. That's not even close to dark.
Regect
Wh- What do you mean? Yeah it does.
Ze
That's a completely different word.
[A png of Jerma mouthless runs by in the background.]
Ze
What the hell was that?
Ze
What the- What the fuck is that?! [Laughter] What was- What was that?!
Regect
[Laughter] Was that the- [More laughter]
Ze
[Through laughs] Wh- Wh- What in the fuck was that?!
Ze
I'm going to bed. I'm done! I- That's it, I'm calling it. That- That is- No, I'm done!
Regect
O- Okay- [Snickering] I- Okay! Alright!
Ze
Here, I'm going to bed. What the-- [Hiccuping laughter]
[The video’s outro plays but is interrupted by glitching.]
[We see Moe's perspective as she enters her tent. Inside is a single red bed.]
Moe
[Honks]
[Moe lies down in it. As she's falling asleep, she is interrupted.]
The Eyes
MOE.
[Moe startles awake.]
The Eyes
OVER HERE. COME HERE, MOE.
[Moe exits her tent. She goes to Ze's tent and knocks on his door.]
The Eyes
BEHIND YOU, MOE.
[Moe looks behind her but returns to knocking. When there is no response, she walks towards a suspicious hole in the hillside.]
The Eyes
COME HERE, MOE.
[Moe pointedly puts out the campfire on her way.]
The Eyes
WE ARE STILL HERE, MOE.
[Moe enters the hole. Inside is a large, broken-down barnhouse. She approaches it.]
The Eyes
DON’T YOU REMEMBER? DON’T YOU REMEMBER?
WHAT WOULD THEY THINK? YOU ARE INSPIRED BY THEIR IMPERFECTIONS.
[An ominous sound crescendos as Moe walks inside.]
The Eyes
BUT. WHAT. WOULD. THEY. THINK. OF. YOURS?
[With a glitch, the house is ablaze. Moe holds a flint and steel. Pained, anguished wails can be heard in the background.]
[Moe panics, throws down the flint and steel, and shakily runs from the scene.]
[Once outside, Moe quickly blocks off the hole and the wailing is silenced.]
[Moe quietly returns to her tent.]