Ze
What's up, guys?
Regect
Greetings! What's up, guys, uh...
Moe
[Honks]
Ze
We made it to the- the podcast room-
Regect
[Hollering] We're in the studio!
Ze
-Uh, today we're going to do that Q and A that we promised, and uh-
Regect
Yeah, we're gonna answer questions.
Ze
Y'know, just- if I- if I didn't get to your questions, I'm sorry, there were a lot of them.
Regect
He's lying, he just got lazy.
Ze
No no, I didn't! No, he's- No, he's lying.
Regect
Whatever you say, man.
Ze
Anyways, let’s- let's get into these questions, alright!
Regect
Alright, first question, you answer.
Ze
Alright. So the first question we got is from Randokityy, who asks, "what's Regect's favorite build he made?"
Regect
Uh, that's a very good question. Uh, I think out of every build I've ever made? Uhh- I rebuilt the ISS. I think that's my favorite.
Ze
Y- You-- Wait, you rebuilt the entire ISS? The International Space Station?
Regect
Yep, just from scratch.
Ze
Rebuilt that.
Regect
Just me and my mind, yep.
Ze
Can we see it?
Regect
N- No.
Ze
Are you lying?
[Awkward pause.]
Regect
...Anyways, thank you so much for the question, Randokityy.
Ze
I- I- Wh- Alright, sure, yeah, whatever, yeah.
Regect
Uh, moving on, moving on. I'll read the next one.
Regect
Okay! This next question asks, "random favorite thing from each of you, i.e: animals, colors, foods."
Ze
Well I think--
Regect
Well--
Ze
[Sudden intensity] SHUT UP!
Regect
Oh. Okay.
Ze
I think I'll take a more simple answer. Uh- I think my favorite animal is a sloth? Just cause I- I mess with their vibe, very, uh--
Regect
Yeah, yeah, you would pick sloth wouldn't you? Cause you're slow like that. And you're stupid.
Ze
Okay, yeah. Yeah, okay, what's your favorite animal, dipshit?
Regect
Oh that's- Oh, my favorite animal? That's easy. The pronghorn.
Ze
The pronghorn? The pronghorn-
Regect
It- It can outrun cheetahs.
Ze
Did you look up niche animal and then just pick the first thing that you saw?
Regect
No, I didn't look up niche animal, I knew what a pronghorn was before we even started this recording!
Ze
That is such a lie, you--
Regect
I knew what a fucking pronghorn was, man!
Ze
Okay, okay, we're not- we're not getting anywhere, we're getting off track.
Regect
Okay, yeah.
Ze
Moe- Moe, you haven't been able to- You haven't answered a question yet. What's your favorite animal?
Moe
[Extended series of honks]
CC: Out of every animal? Probably those little red panda bears with the fluffy tails. They're so small and dinky and I wanna have 400 of them in the house please Ze please please please
Ze
I, uh... You know what? I'll think about it. I'll definitely think about it.
Regect
We're- We're going to have to translate that, uh- I think, in post. We'll just- We'll put some captions, yeah?
Ze
Yeah, we'll- I'll- I'll put some subtitles under it.
Ze
This question asks, "what's your favorite Pokémon?"
Regect
Oh, that is easy! That is very much Gengar.
Ze
G- Gengar?! Really?
Regect
Gengar is my favorite.
Ze
Wow, it- it sickens me to say it but we, uh- we have the same favorite Pokémon. I love Gengar.
Regect
Oh, wow! That's cool, alright.
Ze
But I- I guess if I'm... I don't want to have the same answer as you, so I guess I'll say- I'll say Haunter. You know, the evolution before Gengar.
Regect
Okay, a Haunter. Haunter- below Gengar, okay, that's cool, that's cool.
Ze
Moe, which one's your favorite?
Moe
[Single honk]
Ze
[Thoughtful] ...Regigigas, huh?
Regect
Wow.
Ze
I did not expect that, I have to say.
Regect
I did-- No- Neither did I, no.
Ze
Alright, this next question reads, "ask the wizard when I die. He probably knows."
[Loud discordant piano as the wizard dances erratically.]
Ze
Wow. That was embarrassing.
Regect
That is really embarrassing.
Ze
That- That was extremely embarrassing, I gotta say.
Regect
I- I'm surprised he even did that.
Regect
The next question is, "does Ze do 579 backflips exactly when he gets scared?"
No, but he does scream like a little girl.
Ze
That is not true, I do not.
Regect
[Sudden] AGHHH!!
[Ze sreams like a little girl.]
Ze
That- That- That doesn’t count! That doesn't count!
Regect
[Delighted giggles]
Ze
Alright. The next question is, "who is the best out of you three, obviously--" Yeah, it's Moe.
Ze
It's Moe. It's- It's Moe, no question. Yeah.
Regect
Definitely Moe. Yeah, no- no, there's no argument, it's Moe.
Ze
Oh, this is a good one. This one asks, "what are your guys' favorite movies?"
Well I already know Moe told us that, uh- her favorite movie was The Greatest Showman.
Personally, my favorite is A Bronx Tale. Which is- uh, Which is, uh- one of the greatest movies ever made.
Regect
Right, heavily overrated. [Mutters]
Ze
So yeah, here goes this dickhead again.
Regect
Heavily overrated. Yeah.
Ze
Yeah, yeah? Okay. What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite movie? I can't wait to hear this. I can't wait to hear this- this- heartthrob!
Regect
Oh, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah. My favorite move is actually, uh- La La Land? Yeah.
Ze
Okay, so, you pick, like, one of the best movies ever made, and you think that--
Regect
Oh, so you're saying it's a bad movie? You're saying you don't like the movie?
Ze
Yeah, no, you're- you're just a bandwagon.
Ze
You're bandwagoning. That's a good movie, I'm not saying it's a bad movie, I'm saying you're a bandwagon and you suck.
Regect
I'm a bandwagon? I'm a bandwagon? You just- Your mentality--
Regect
Alright, this next question asks, "what do you think of the shipping?" Oh, I've been waiting to get this one off my chest!
Ze
Okay, no-- Here he goes. Yeah, here he goes again.
Regect
No, let me tell the story, let me tell the story.
Regect
So, I wanna say about a month ago, I purchased a- a percolator off of Amazon. And it's been- it's been about a month, and I- I haven't even got- it hasn't even shipped yet. It hasn't even- It's not even on deliver, it's not on ship--
[Ranting] And I paid like- I want to say it was like, ten, fifteen bucks for shipping? Are you kidding me? So yeah, no, this whole- this shipping is stupid. I- I- I'm sick of Amazon. I'm never ordering from Amazon, I don't care.
Ze
No, they didn't- that's a different-- They mean the other kind of shipping.
Regect
Oh. [Quietly] ...Yeah, it's alright, yeah.